This is the most orange juice you’ve ever seen. That isn’t “orange juice”. Well there are oranges in it. But… eh…
Look at that crazy sweet potato to the left. Yes, that is actually a sweet potato. I didn’t realize they grew that long and scraggly. Have you ever seen one like that? Have you ever seen that episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where they find Data’s severed head in a cavern and then they go back in time to 19th century San Francisco? Well this sweet potato reminds me of the “ophidian”, or snake/cane that the devidian-posing-as-a-human-so-he-can-steal-the-energy-of-san-franciscans-dying-of-cholera carried around with him. But not when it was in snake/can form. Only when it was electrified and creating minute disturbances in space-time so that the devidians could travel back to their dimension.
Anyway, this juice was delicious. Sweet potatoes make great juice.
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